Cowsay is a state of the art program to generate talking cows in ASCII art. You have a variety of templates to choose from, and you can even change some details for greater variety. Might contain a flaming sheep.

• Using the power of Cowsay, you can spice up any office discussion by sharing dank memes like it's 1999
• Use daily quotes to improve synergy and to think outside the box. Low hanging fruit quotes for every deep dive, inspirational powerpoint, and meeting
• Never again will your code have to look boring and practical, for with the power of Cowsay you can add Easter eggs everywhere
• If you're under thirty, with Cowsay you can pretend to be a *nix user from before it was cool. Difficult glasses not included

This functionality is based on the historical Cowsay by Tony Monroe, but it now comes with a more up-to-date paint job. It relies and demonstrates the power of Flatpak, while also staying very much true to the internet culture joke of the early 2000s.